Some jokes not only contain humor but also profound life philosophy. This issue recommends online humor and life philosophy jokes and soul chicken soup for everyone, hoping to bring you joy and inspiration at the same time.
1. The man bought a fish and asked his wife to cook it. Then he went to the movies himself. His wife also wanted to go with him. The man said, "It's a waste of money for two people to watch. You can cook the fish and share the story with me when I come back after watching it."
When the man came back after seeing the fish, he asked his wife, "Where is the fish?" She calmly found a chair and sat down and said, "I have eaten all the fish. Come on, sit down and let me tell you about the taste of the fish.
As a man, you should be like this. I will treat you as you treat me!
2. In the year of college entrance examination, I got 200 points, while my mother's friend's child got 680 points. The child went to a key university, but I had to work. Nine years later, the mother of the child showed off to me and my mother that his son had applied for a project manager with a salary of more than 10000 yuan a month... I was wondering: should I hire him.
To all children with poor grades: you can skip college! But you can never stop fighting!
3. A straw thrown on the street is garbage, tied with cabbage is the price of cabbage, and tied with hairy crabs is the price of hairy crabs. It is very important who we are tied with!
A person with different people will have different values! A person and a different platform will also reflect different values! Please make friends with people with positive energy, which will affect your life.
4. A piglet, a sheep and a cow were kept in the same corral. Once, the shepherd caught the piglet, and it shouted loudly and fiercely resisted.
Sheep and cows hated their cries and said, "He often catches us
