If you feel unhappy, it's better to read the following humorous short sentences to take you away from your troubles for a second.
1. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera to cheat life.
2. Don't be depressed and look short.
3. Since drinking water is fat, why not drink Coke.
4. I don't know what kind of circles you all belong to. I belong to dark circles.
5. Although I can't cook, what I ordered is good takeaway.
6. I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money.
7. Although you can no longer grow tall, you can continue to be fat.
8. People's ideas will change. I used to want to become rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.
9. I have a lot of problems, a lot of trouble, and a lot of meat.
10. God has given me many opportunities to get fat, and I have successfully... seized them.
11. Thinking that there will be many things to do tomorrow, I will sleep until the day after tomorrow.
12. If you miss me, come to me and let me sneeze.
13. If you can't get rich overnight, two nights is OK. I can accept half a month.
14. I understand all the reasons, but I can't help looking back when I hear someone calling me a beauty.
15. Sometimes I hate myself, and I don't talk too kindly. I'm so cute.
16. The most beautiful thing in the world is to eat meat, never betray, never cheat, and always treat each other sincerely.
17. Take care of yourself many years ago. I haven't lost weight yet.
18. I have no ambition. I just want to get rich.
19. Before you approach me, you should consider that I have nothing but beauty.
20. Object? I'll buy you what you like, but it doesn't matter if it costs more than three yuan. I don't like material boys.
21. I'm hungry. I'm honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind and considerate. I'm cute, simple, innocent, romantic, generous, interesting, elegant and beautiful. I can't eat as a meal [/vc_column] [/vc_row]
