[Humorous joke] My girlfriend went on a blind date and made an appointment to meet her in a bar. She asked the man curiously, "What car did you drive?" The man said, "Honda!" When my girlfriend thought about it, it was not BMW, but Honda was also an Accord! After the blind date, the man offered to drive his girlfriend home, and her girlfriend gladly accepted. But when she saw the car, her best friend was dumbfounded: "I will go. Do you think you can add three words" motorcycle "to the back of Honda? It will make me happy!"
[Humorous joke] The female boss was originally a professor at Oxford University, but later resigned to start her own business because she was busy working for nearly 40 years and was not married. Yesterday, I worked overtime until midnight. There were only two of us left in the company. The female boss called me to her office and said there was something important to talk about. She asked me to sit down in the office, and then brought me a cup of tea to be her boyfriend. I said angrily, "I have a girlfriend, what do you think I am?" Then I turned and left. To tell the truth, I'm not stupid. I want to be her boyfriend after a cup of tea. The company is now in debt of 5.6 million yuan, and I don't know!
[Humorous joke] My girlfriend fell in love with the second rich generation, so she had to break up with me. I promised with tears in my eyes and said that I would never contact her again in my life. The next day, the mobile phone text message reminded me that there were 500 minutes left for my lovers to send a call. I quickly sent a text message to her: there are still 500 minutes left for our lovers to send a call. Do you want to make up for a day? Girlfriend replied in seconds: OK, can't move cheaply
[Humorous joke] My wife and I are colleagues in a state-owned enterprise. After we get married, we live in our father-in-law's house. That day, the father-in-law came home from work with a big bunch of roses in his hand. When my mother-in-law saw it, she said, "Are you going to give me such a big bunch of roses?"? The father-in-law answered casually: I picked it up on the roadside. My mother-in-law said carelessly: It doesn't matter, as long as it is given to me! The next thing the father-in-law said was maddening, "It's not for you, it's for my feet..."
[Humor joke] The abbot has coveted a single rich woman's 50 million yuan family property for a long time, so he pursued it crazily. But the rich woman refused him and threatened the abbot to commit suicide by jumping into the lake. The abbot kicked her down, and the rich woman cried out for help: "I can't swim, if you help me up, I will marry you!" The abbot smiled slightly, showed his pride, slowly took off his clothes, came down into the water, and swam to the rich woman. The rich woman shouted, "Hurry! Hurry! I'm drinking water!" But the abbot swam to her and walked around her three times, sneering, "Do you think I will trust you again? I just want to see you drinking water from a close distance!"
[Humorous joke] My sister broke up with her boyfriend a few days ago because she was too greedy. On the weekend, I drove for half an hour at home. When I arrived at my sister's house, I saw her sitting on the sofa alone in a daze. I used to say: What's wrong with you? Tell me what you think. Don't keep everything in mind. My sister thought for a while and said: Now my mood is very complicated, just like a bag of broken potato chips.
[Humorous joke] My left eyelid kept jumping these two days, so I asked my husband for fear that something might happen. My husband said: "This is a symbol of good luck. My left eye is jumping for money and my right eye is jumping for disaster. I walk with my head down when I go home, and maybe I can pick up money!
[Humor joke] Before going to New Oriental, my sister-in-law was still thin. After learning cooking, I don't know how to make her feel. So my sister-in-law went to learn square dancing when she had nothing to do at home. First, she wanted to lose weight. Second, she wanted to see if there was an aunt who could help introduce her. That night, my sister-in-law was dancing, and a guy came to dance with me. My sister-in-law was very happy and thought it was a guy who appreciated her. After the dance, the boy said to his sister-in-law, "Aunt, I'm not young. If you know a good girl, please introduce me..." After hearing this, my sister-in-law cried. It really hurt my self-esteem. It was a rainstorm.
