What's the wisest thing you've ever heard? On this question, netizens gave the most incisive answer. These humorous witty sentences can not only bring us joy, but also contain profound philosophy. This issue reviews the most witty sentences and has fun with you.
01. A boy looked at the girl affectionately and said: I don't like you anymore. The girl said: Why? The boy said: Because I fell in love with your smile.
02. A girl said to the boy, "In the future, you will be eight or nine and I will be ten. In this way, we will be eight or nine.". After listening to this, the boy said: I feel that you are in nine cases out of ten to think about me, and in nine cases out of ten there is something that requires me.
03. A boy asked a girl, do you know the difference between you and Baba? The girl said: What's the difference? The boy said: One is in the stomach, the other is in the heart.
04. Life is like a shower. It turns in the wrong direction and the water is hot.
05. Secret of longevity: keep breathing
06. My wife's first letter is LP, and my beautiful first letter is PL. I suddenly understood that my wife is the opposite of beautiful.
07. Be yourself, because others have done it.
08. What are the main reasons for divorce? Marriage.
09. A lover writes to his lover: Miss your smile, your banknotes, your bank account and your black wallet.
10. If a man doesn't complain about his wife in front of his friends, it may be true love; If a woman doesn't complain about her husband in front of her friends, she may not love him.
11. Gaddafi: Failure is the mother of success, but I already have many mothers.
12. Hawking: Please count the stars with me. If you have poor IQ, you can count the moon.
13. Feng Xiaogang: I suggest that everyone should give priority to understanding my appearance, supplemented by appreciation.
14. Saddam: I am a deep person because I live in the basement.
15. Life said: Everyone knows that life is more important than money. Qian said: It's better to die than to live without money, so money is more important than life.
I wish you all money, beauty and health.
2. The fox is too young to be refined.
3. The farmer's spring is a little sweet, and the man's voice is a little uncertain.
4. Many girls are suffering from Han Hong's disease, without Han Hong's life.
5. Once desperately want, now desperately forget.
6. Spring is the season of high incidence of colds and feelings. Someone accidentally caught a cold, someone accidentally fell in love, I belong to the former.
7. Others have their backgrounds, while I have my back.
8. Confucius said: If you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!
9. After many years, I sighed that the two teenagers: one amazed the time, and the other softened the time.
10. Making money selling cabbage, worrying about selling white powder.
11. I am not RMB, how can everyone like me
12. Be good to yourself, because your life is not long; Be nice to people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.
1. Everyone loves the flowers, and the car has a flat tire.
2. Explanation is concealment, concealment is story telling.
3. Our goal: to look at money and earn more.
4. Without the cold in winter, we don't know the warmth of spring.
5. The brave die, starve the cowardly ghost.
6. You should put rice in cooking and be reasonable in speaking.
7. Grass beside the green river, love you until old.
8. The elite is as smart as an eagle.
9. As long as the hoe dances well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.
10. It is better to live beautifully than to look beautiful.
11. If you make trouble without reason, you must have a plan.
12. Not afraid of being used, but afraid that you are useless.
13. Too much sweet talk will lead to diabetes.
14. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.
15. Boredom is nobody chatting with you.
16. Eating rice with bran is nutritious and healthy.
17. If you want to be strong, chew the food into pulp.
18. Laugh often, youth often.
19. Playing the piano and talking with bosom friends.
20. Wenneng reads books on the subway, while Wuneng reads books on the subway.
21. When rivers run out, perseverance will never collapse.
22. The largest container in the world is called bosom.
23. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get water in.
24. I suddenly found that "frying" and "boiling" are both ways to become delicious, so is refueling.
