How to be a funny person? First of all, you should use some humorous phrases to enrich yourself. Today, we will bring you humorous and funny life interesting phrases to teach you to become a humorous person.
1. Don't think that others are better off than you. In fact, it's just that they send WeChat more frequently than you.
2. If a girl keeps saying she wants to travel, it means she is unhappy. If she keeps saying but doesn't go, it means she is poor and unhappy.
3. Once upon a time, people were slow enough to love one person in their whole life. Now, they are fast enough to receive several express deliveries a day.
4. The goal of the ancients: cultivate one's morality, rule the country and level the world. My goal: to slim down and become a family and go abroad to eat the world.
5. I hope my money can be like my socks. When I need it, I can't find it. When I clean up, I have a lot of money.
6. We are different. I am good-looking and have no object. You are not good-looking and have no object.
7. My life: I want to go to bed early to avoid sadness, but I find myself insomnia.
8. For most food, the so-called "going out to play" will eventually evolve into "finding a place to have a meal and have a rest".
9. At present, the three most popular diseases are procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and choice difficulty. To put it bluntly, they are lazy, cheap, and poor.
10. That day, I asked him, "What is our vows of eternal love?".
11. Other people's faces are fated seven times, three times by dressing, your face is fated one day, nine times by filter.
12. I used to think that air was free until I bought a packet of potato chips.
13. Life is short. Don't waste time in indecision. Buy the things you like and the people you like. Otherwise, how can you know that you can't afford to buy and catch them.
14. In the future, instead of saying "go away", you should just say "the world is so big". You should go and have a look.
15. When you are sad, don't think about seven or eight. Think about one, two, three, four, five, six, nine.
16. Sometimes girls dress up just to look good, not to attract men.
17. The reason why I eat so roundly is to not be looked down upon.
18. Once we looked up at the starry sky with our friends, and then we burst into tears. He was disappointed in love, and I was sprained in the neck.
19. The princess was awakened by the prince's kiss, and I was awakened by either hunger or urine.
20. I found that some friends don't invite you at ordinary times. You think they have a rich private life. In fact, such people never take the initiative to invite others. If you don't invite them, they will be rotten at home.
21. It is neither hot nor cold. The most comfortable temperature in nature is the temperature that makes people want to die in the emotional world.
24. If I look listless, I may be tired, ill, or hungry.
25. Some people say that if you fall behind, you will be beaten. Others say that if you shoot a gun, you will find a reason to beat you.
26. My methodology of life is to finish what I do today and tomorrow. If I can't do it, I will give up.
27. You are so good at comforting others. You must have spent many days of your own stability. No, I just stand talking without backache.
28. It's like playing to gain a jin of meat, and it's like playing to lose a jin of meat.
29. I want to meet you at your choice. Forest, desert, the starry sky at the end of the world. Grassland, seaside, hutongs with fog in the morning. Just don't dream.
30. People say that you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are rustic.
31. When looking at the time, take out your mobile phone, unlock the screen, leave QQ and WeChat unattended, put your mobile phone in your pocket, and suddenly remember not looking at the time.
32. The exam is a personal affair, but the score is a matter of seven aunts and eight aunts, Lao Wang and a group of other people next door.
