Few people who have seen and heard crosstalk do not know Guo Degang.
Along the way, Guo Degang looks like a cross talk actor who is like a local ruffian and hates the sky and the earth. To be honest, I'm very happy for him. Nowadays, more and more people listen to crosstalk, and he also contributes a lot.
Some of the jokes he said can make people ponder over them.
There is a kind of slang called Guo Degang's classic quote. Other stars are in the entertainment circle, and Lao Guo is in the Jianghu
Let's tease you first~
I
Yu: "Is it the first chicken or the first egg?"
Guo: "First chicken"
Yu: "Where did the first chicken come from?"
Guo: "Forced by life"
II
Yu: Hey, didn't you say it was a dog just now.
Guo: The dog's name is "cat".
Yu: Oh, the dog is called cat. What about the cat?
Guo: Cats call rabbits.
Yu: What's the name of the rabbit?
Guo: Rabbits call parrots.
Yu: What about the parrot?
Guo: Parrots call their sons.
Yu: What about the son?
Guo: My son's name is Yu Qian
III
Guo: I'm glad you live to be 100 years old
Zhang: That's extravagant
Guo: 200 years old
Zhang: That's not too long
Guo: Three hundred
Zhang: Ouch
Guo: Five hundred years old
Zhang: Ho, have a look
Guo: Ho, a 500 year old artist
Zhang: Have a look
Guo: Then we will take the children to see you
Zhang: Where to look
Guo: Have you seen it? This is Zhang Wenshun. Don't touch him. He bit you. Look, he's still moving
Zhang: Don't kick, don't kick. Be careful that the little guy next to you is funny. They are still together
IV
Guo: "Monkey King is very silly and naive. He is just a monkey and can never be a person. He guards the Peach Garden. Seven fairies came to pick peaches. He shouted" yes ". These seven fairies are all here. He turned around to pick peaches! It can be seen that the monkey is a monkey!"
Yu: "What if you?"
……
Guo: "I have to take a basket."
