1. Do you have a Brief History of Time?
What am I doing with that
2. When I was a child, my mother sent me to school by bike, but my leg got stuck in the wheel of the car. When my mother could not pedal, she stood up and pedaled. I said, Mom, stop pedaling. My mother said it was OK, Mom was energetic.
3. If you don't like my temper, go to find a leaky person
4. My friend has always advised me to marry a rich man, which is really funny. Why do you advise me? I will!
5. Disney sent me a lawyer's letter accusing me of infringement, saying that I looked like our beast
6. Xiaohong: "Xiaoming, have you ever eaten nasal excrement?
Xiao Ming: Who would eat that salty thing.
7. The doctor touched the patient's stomach and asked what he felt. The patient said, "The stomach said that someone was touching him."
8. I saw you sending ambiguous messages to others on the last number. You said you would change it. The password was changed the next day
9. Give me gaio giao
10. Recently, the effect of heightening medicine is quite obvious. It's two or three centimeters high, one by one. It hurts my feet when I put it in my shoes
11. I had a stomachache in the middle of the night. So I discussed with my stomach. I asked if you could stop the stomachache. The stomach said, "I don't call my stomach Chu Yunett."
