01
Man: Do you know the difference between you and monkeys?
Woman: I don't know
Man: Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart
02
Man: Do you know when it is coldest?
Woman: What time?
Man: It's coldest when you're not around
03
Man: I want to ask you a tough question
Woman: Ask
Man: When will you get married
Woman: I haven't decided yet
Man: Well, I'll marry you again when you think it over
04
Man: Actually, I'm not afraid of anything. I'm only afraid of you
Woman: Why?
Man: Because I'm afraid of my wife
05
Man: Actually, you are good at everything, but you have a flaw
Woman: What's the defect?
Man: I'm missing
06
Man: Sorry, I owe you too much
Woman: What do you owe me?
Man: How old are you now?
Female: 23
Man: I owe you 23 years of company
07
Man: Can you smile at me?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because I forgot sugar in my coffee
08
Man: Now I can easily catch a cold
Woman: Why?
Man: After meeting you, I lost my resistance
09
Man: I'll do a trick for you
Woman: Good
Man: Well, it's over
Woman: Huh?
Man: I've become more fond of you
ten
Man: Why did you kill me?
Woman: Did I hurt you?
Man: I love you so much
eleven
Man: What's your star sign?
Woman: How about you, Gemini?
Man: I made it for you
twelve
Man: Let me tell you a secret. There are three people who love you
Woman: Who is it?
Man: Me, me, me
thirteen
Man: Do you like yourself?
Woman: Of course
Man: Then I will be your rival in love all my life
fourteen
Man: Do you like water?
Female: Yes
Man: Congratulations, you are now in love with 72% of me
fifteen
Man: Do you like sweets?
Woman: Yes
Man: No wonder it's so sweet
sixteen
Man: I think you are a little strange today
Woman: What's so strange?
Man: Strange beloved
seventeen
Man: I'm so cold that I never return to others
Woman: Then why did you return to me?
Man: You are not others
eighteen
Man: Can I buy a ticket from you?
Woman: What ticket
Man: The ticket to your heart
nineteen
Man: I often have nightmares when I sleep
Woman: Why, are you so scared?
Woman: Because without you, all dreams are nightmares
twenty
Man: You must be fierce when you clip a doll
Woman: Not ferocious. Why do you say that
Man: How did you hold my heart tightly
