Whether in school or in society, we are often exposed to sentences. Different sentences have different meanings and functions in the language environment. What kind of sentences are classic? The following is a humorous and tactful expression sentence that I have sorted out for you. Welcome to read and collect it.
1. Fantastic method
In fact, it is possible for Mars to collide with the earth, and it is not impossible for the Milky Way to flood the earth. Even reaching out to pick the moon can be done, not to mention that you said you were after me, how could it be impossible? But you have to wait. After all, we are separated by several galaxies. I wonder if we are hundreds of millions of light years away before we can meet you? Wait, the universe is eternal, just like your waiting and my attitude.
2. Brotherhood Method
What? You like me? Want to ask me out? Are you mistaken? I am a man! For such a long time, why don't you ask me? My gender is wrong. You don't care about me too much. I've been a boy for so many years, but I was mistaken for a girl for the first time. Man, you really have your heart.
3. Hypocritical method
I have never met such an excellent person who loves me like you. I cherish it very much and hope to have you for a lifetime. I simply love you. In the long life, my feelings have become stronger and stronger, but life is impermanent and unpredictable. Can I have your affection and be your sister forever... maybe it will be longer!
4. Drag and drag
I may not have time this week, because I usually have to go to school in the evening, exercise in my spare time, and work in the daytime. The next week is also going to school. I will work orally and eat and drink at home during the Labor Day holiday. On National Day, I will go back to my hometown to eat and drink. On Spring Festival, I will go to my relatives' home to eat and drink. In summer vacation, I want to blow air conditioner at home, in winter vacation, I want to bask in the sun at home, in spring, I want to go to the park to collect wind, in summer, I want to hold watermelons and move my mouth without doing anything, in autumn, I want to write poems and be dazed, and in winter, I want to hibernate all the time. In 365 days, you can choose to see which day is suitable for you to come to me.
5. Fake decree law
My mother said that I was still young, and that my studies were important now, so I could not focus on other aspects. My father said that men are basically not good things. They change every year and every three years. Grandma said that men should look for duty, care for their families and make money. Grandpa said that good men should have a sense of responsibility... So they have put me under traffic control now. Do they already know that you are chasing me?
6. Strict Family Teaching Method
If there are family rules in my home, you should not talk to boys within 1 meter, talk for more than 5 minutes, and not meet boys. If you go home late for more than 20 minutes, you should not dress up for unrelated men. Don't look at boys for more than 5 seconds, and don't call boys for more than one minute... (Of course, this family rule is only valid for you.)
7. Law from nothing
My cat is ill today and didn't eat lunch. I will accompany it and chat with it in the evening. My dog was angry yesterday because I didn't hold it. I will comfort it tonight. So I will feed the kitten and hold the dog at night. By the way, I accidentally stepped on an ant yesterday. I have no time to accompany you tonight. I have to pray for the ant.
8. Self attack method
People like me can't hold sand in their eyes because it's too small to squeeze sand in. The mouth is so big that it can swallow mountains and rivers, the voice is as rough as a roadside pole, the face is as big as a washbasin, the nose is as flat as a road roller, and the ears are so big that they can fan. People are so fat that even my shoes can be used as aircraft carriers. Do you want to know about the Jurassic period?
9. Bragging without drafting
You are more beautiful than Pan An, more rich than Shi Chong, more talented than Liu Yong, more poetic than Li Bai, more lyrical than Su Shi, and more angry than Cao Cao. How can such a perfect man belong to me? I admire you, I admire you, but I really don't deserve you.
10. Main force avoidance method
I have a secret to tell you. In fact, you already know it. I also know that I know you best. Your decision is quite correct. Although I have known this matter for a long time, now that you have the courage to speak out today, I don't need to hide the secret in my heart. In fact, you are a fool, but I have never disclosed it.
11. Nonsense
In fact, I am really an alien. My family lives in Mars far away. I travel to the earth. I will go back in a few days. The people of Mars need me. I'm glad to meet the people of the earth. I will call you when I return to Mars, but is your mobile phone universal?
Humor, humor, high EQ, and rejection of others' statements
1. Reason for refusal: I used to be a man.
2. May your heart stay in my heart forever.
3. If you just tease me like this, I will have more than one man.
4. Too little mutual understanding.
5. I'm happy with you, but I always treat you as my friend.
6. Don't worry. We can be friends first. (I want to find my prince charming at this time.)
7. My feelings for you are just feelings between friends. I hope you will not misunderstand me.
8. I know your heart, but I hate you unintentionally. I hope you can respect yourself, and you will be destined in the future.
9. I always regard you as my brother or younger brother.
10. Self deprecating: I'm not worth your liking. There are better people waiting for you.
11. You like me, I like others, so you can only like others.
12. Tonight, no wind has its destination. Sorry.
13. I think there is really pure friendship between men and women. (Yes, that's right. If I were you, I could only have pure friendship)
14. I'm not afraid of thousands of people to stop me. I'm afraid you will not let me go.
15. I don't want my boyfriend who is not demanding and who has talked to girls.
16. Sorry, I don't like you.
17. You are not my type.
18. What do you like about me? I'll change it. You're not my type
19. I feel that my personality does not match yours.
20. If I don't like you at the first sight, I will never like you in my life. So don't like is don't like, no reason, no room.
The skill of rejecting others;
1、 Select another option to reject
If the requirements of the other party cannot be met, we can discuss another scheme with the other party to negate the other party's requirements from the side. This is also the way to refuse the other party. For example, a friend invites you to a date. If you don't want to go, you can say: I'm not feeling well today, so I'd better go to my home to listen to music some other day.
2. Humorous rejection
In people's communication, humor often has many wonderful functions. Humorous conversation is also indispensable in social and negotiation occasions, because it can activate the atmosphere and ease conflicts. Use humorous words to implicitly refuse a request of the other party, which not only shows your wisdom and generosity, but also avoids embarrassing the other party.
3. Delicately excuse and refuse
Requirements that are not completely unreasonable should not be completely denied and categorically rejected. Especially when you have no right to make a final decision, you should be cautious and leave room. In this way of rejection, attention should be paid to specific analysis. What to deny, what to retain, and what to sympathize with should be measured, reasonable, and convincing.
4. Refuse by evading the truth
Some requirements that seriously violate the principles or directly damage the public interest must be rejected with a clear flag. A negative word "no" and a stern refusal can certainly show attitude. However, on special occasions, such refusal will obviously stiffen the atmosphere. It is far better to adopt specious words and reply evasively, with ideal results.
