Economics is a very learned field, which contains great wisdom. Today I will introduce 18 humorous economic jokes to you. I believe you have a deeper understanding of economics.
1. Interest
The banker's son asked his father, "Dad, all the money in the bank is from customers and depositors. How did you earn a house, a Mercedes Benz and a yacht?". "Put it back." The son asked, "What do you mean?" The banker said, "Do you think you have oil on your fingers?"
2. Investment bank
An investment bank rookie asked, "What is an investment bank?" The elder took some rotten fruits and asked him, "How are you going to sell these fruits?" The rookie thought for a long time and said, "I'll give them a discount at the market price." The elder shook his head, picked up a fruit knife, peeled and cut the rotten fruits into pieces, and made a beautiful fruit platter: "In this way, sell them at dozens of times the price".
3. Sales
The boy said to the girl, "I am the best. I promise to make you happy. Please be good with me."—— This is sales promotion.
The boy said to the girl: My father has three houses. He is good to me and will be yours in the future—— This is a promotion.
Boys don't express themselves to girls at all, but girls are fascinated by their temperament and demeanor—— This is marketing.
The girl didn't know the boy, but all her friends praised the boy—— This is the brand.
4. Parking fee
A rich man borrowed 5000 yuan from a Wall Street bank for two weeks. The bank loan must be secured. He used Rolls Royce parked at the door as collateral. The bank clerk parked his Rolls Royce in the underground garage and lent the millionaire 5000 yuan. Two weeks later, the millionaire returned the money with a total interest of 15 yuan. The bank staff found that the millionaire had tens of millions of dollars in his account and asked why he still needed to borrow money. The millionaire said: A parking lot of 15 yuan for two weeks will never be found on Wall Street.
5. Luxury
The economics teacher talked about luxury goods one day. In order to make it easier to understand, he said: "Do you know what luxury goods are? Suppose you go shopping with your girlfriend, and your girlfriend stares at a thing for more than 30 seconds, and you pay for it, then it is a luxury goods." The students all smiled. It's not over yet. "Go on shopping. Your girlfriend is staring at something for more than 30 seconds. Students, your girlfriend is a luxury!"
6. Long term investment
An 8-year-old girl came to the melon garden to buy a melon with three dimes. The farmer saw that she had too little money, so he wanted to fool the little girl to leave, pointing at an immature melon and saying, "Three dimes can only buy that melon." The girl agreed and happily handed the money to the farmer, The farmer was surprised: "This melon is not ripe, how do you want it to eat?" The girl: "I will take the melon after paying. I will take it when it is ripe."
7. Industrial Economics
In the class, the professor taught economics: "What is the primary industry? Feeding cattle, raising sheep. What is the secondary industry? Killing cattle, slaughtering sheep. What is the tertiary industry? Eating beef, drinking mutton soup." A student asked, "What about the cultural industry?" The professor's eyes brightened: "Good question! I am a good student." Then he answered: "The so-called cultural industry is to boast about the cow's skin and make sheep look like sheep!"
8. Unprofitable investment
"Please give an example of what is no profit investment." The economics professor asked. "Take your sister out to play," one male student replied.
9. Game Theory
If four boys all go after a beautiful girl, she will put on airs and ignore anyone. At this time, boys will chase other girls, and others will not accept it, because no one wants to be inferior. However, if the four of them chase other girls first, that beautiful girl will be isolated, and then it will be easier to chase her—— Mathematic master Nash's simplest statement about game theory.
10. No free lunch
This sentence was first put forward by Friedman, a master of economics. Its original meaning is that even if you don't have to pay for food, you still have to pay the price. Because the time you spend eating this meal can be used to do other things, such as talking about a business of 1 million yuan. If you spend your time eating this meal, you will lose the value you could have. This is the concept of opportunity cost. Did you know it before?
11. Business model
The young woman reported the case: "I put my money in my bra and was stolen by a handsome man in the crowded subway..." The police wondered: "You didn't notice such a sensitive place?" The young woman replied with a red face: "Who would have thought that he was looking for money?"
Comment: It is the highest level of business model to let customers' money be unconsciously removed in a pleasant experience.
12. Sharing Economics
If you have 6 apples, please don't eat them all, because you only have one apple flavor. If you give 5 of them to others, you will get the friendship and goodwill of the other five people. In the future, you will get more. When others have other fruits, they will also share them with you. People must learn to exchange what you have for something more important and rich for you. Giving up is a kind of wisdom, sharing is a kind of virtue.
13. View of spouse selection
If men and women are divided into ABCD four levels of excellence, the current situation is that A men want to find B women, B men want to find C women, and C men want to find D women, so D men are left. On the contrary, women are different, that is, ABCD women want to find A men. The final result is that A female and D male remain.
There is a case in economics: if two people meet a bear in the forest, the opponent will not be a bear! One step faster than the other will win.
14. Pareto distribution
The wealth owned by everyone in the world is arranged from large to small. On one side is a slender but towering head, and on the other side is a long, endless, low and despairing tail. Such distribution is called "Pareto distribution" in economics.
15. Poor tax
The most typical thing is that most people who buy lottery tickets are poor people (people who often buy lottery tickets please don't mind). This is a rare opportunity for them to achieve a sharp increase in wealth within their affordability and payment ability. However, winning the lottery is a small probability after all. In the long run, the flow of water will continue (but it is going out). With more money out and less money in, they have the right to pay taxes.
16. Happiness formula
经济学中有个公式：幸福=效用÷期望值。如果您男友发奖金，拿到1000块，可您期望他给自己买10000块的LV包，1000除以10000，幸福感只有0.1。但如果您的期望是让男友请自己吃顿200块的西餐，1000除以200，幸福感是5。
To achieve happiness in love, it is best not to let desire affect your life.
17. Happiness vs pain
Pick 75 yuan at a time, or pick 50 first and then pick 25. Which one? Lose 75 yuan at a time, or lose 50 yuan first and then lose 25 yuan. Which one? Experiments have proved that most candidates pick up 75 yuan separately and lose 75 yuan together.
This is the happy and painful principle of economics: n good news should be released separately; N bad news should be released together; One big bad news and one small good news will be announced separately; A big piece of good news and a small piece of bad news will be announced together.
18. Bubble economy
When you decide to chat online, it's called entrepreneurship; Come up to see how many MM are, which is called great market potential; But there are also many GGs, which is called fierce competition; You decide to attract the attention of beautiful women, which is called positioning; You said you are handsome and rich, which is called hype; You ask "who wants to chat with me", which is called advertising; You ask "Are there any beauties" again, which is called market research; 200 people answered "I am a beauty" at the same time, which is called "bubble economy".
